February 2009
24 posts
Welcome to the games page!
Yay :3 Right, now let me explain how this is going to work. I don’t own these games (don’t worry, I have the authority to host them and all that crap). So wait, why am I telling you this? Because this means I don’t own the score boards, and nor can I host them. In fact, I can’t even connect to them - BUT DON’T FUCKING PANIC. Thanks to disqus (yaaay) we can post use a...
The games.
The following links will send you do a different page on this website, each hosting a different game. You can also use the ‘next’ and ‘previous’ buttons at the bottom to scroll across. You can also find the game you’re looking for using the search bar in the top right. Clicking the names of the games will open them on your current tab. Clicking the pictures will open...
Tetris
Well, I had to get Tetris, just because it’s brilliant. I wanted to get a slightly better one, which is the version that is more often played on the internet, but I couldn’t find a code for it, so you’ll have to settle with this for now. It’s very similar to the one I was looking for with just 2 things to note. Firstly, the message at the start really isn;t important, just...
Tetris Leaderboard
1. DanKemp - 1,198,081
2. DanKemp - 453,769
3. Jack - 167,919
4. DanKemp - 166,630
5. Ellie - 89,385
6. Fred - 52,540
7. Amy - 44,490
8. Fred - 30,374
9. Fred - 18,375
10. Mansfield - 9,771
Copter
This one’s pretty popular. It’s a pretty basic game. If you haven’t played it before, and you’re really struggling and wondering why you can’t fly the damn thing, get off of that keyboard. All you need to do, is click.
Fred’s tips: Stay high. Your copter falls down faster than it rises, so if you stay high then it’s easier to get out of tricky situations....
Copter Leaderboard
1. Mansfield - 3,760
2. Liam - 3,571
3. Mansfield - 3,570
4. Fred - 3,267
5. DanKemp - 3,232
6. Liam - 3,116
7. Liam - 2,622
8. Nancazza - 2,219
9. Nancazza - 2,057
10. Fred - 2,055
Lightning Break
Well, I threw this one in just because I like it so much. Not really much of a snooker or pool game really seeing as it uses snooker balls but doesn’t really follow the rules. Once you get to level 20, it’ll go back to level 1, but keep going and you can get a really awesome score. The amount of points you get for your time bonus on each level is multiplied by the number of levels you...
Lightning Break Leaderboard
1. Fred - 234,699
2. Fred - 157,716
3. Fred - 126,120
4. Liam - 121,417
5. DanKemp - 52,551
6. DanKemp - 48,542
7. DanKemp - 38,721
8. Fred - 31,435
9. Liam - 30,287
10. Nancazza - 13,552
Pacman
Now here’s a classic. Everyone loves Pacman. I don’t really know what more I can say… so… well, just play.
Fred’s tips: Be patient. When you’re going for the bigger orbs, don’t just use them to get yourself safe for a couple of seconds, use them to cause some mayhem. Wait a while for the little jelly guys to gather round, then eat them all at once and run...
Pacman Leaderboard
1. DanKemp - 42,540
2.Geoffrey - 24,740
3. Fred - 20,270
4. DanKemp - 19,410
5. Jack - 18,310
6. Jack - 18,150
7. DanKemp - 17,500
8. Fred - 16,870
9. Nancazza - 16,840
10. Mansfield - 11,940
Pacxon
No exactly a classic, but a decent game none the less. Try and fill in the requierd percentage of the blocks to progress to the next level by cutting across the board, but watch out for those… well… whatever they are!
Fred’s tips: Extend your run. Especially at the start of levels. If you’re going straight across, if you’re getting near and nothings about to hit you,...
Pacxon Leaderboard
1. Fred - 31,009
2. Fred - 25,808
3. Megan - 25,747
4. Fred - 20,117
5. DanKemp - 19,419
6. DanKemp - 18,860
7. Ellie - 16,184
8. Jack - 15,998
9. Nancazza - 15,884
10. Nancazza - 13,368
Frogger
I just had to add this game because I think it’s great, and you can never get tired of the classics. Try and get from one side of the river to the other, but make sure you don’t get hit by those wierd future car rocket thingies, and try to stay on screen, or you’ll lose a life.
Fred’s Tips: Look for paterns. You don’t want to end up running into an impossible...
Frogger Leaderboard
1. Fred - 14,690
2.DanKemp - 13,540
3. Fred - 12,820
4. Andrew - 11,290
5. DanKemp - 10,630
6. Fred - 10,350
7. DanKemp - 8,810
8. Jack - 8,520
9. Andrew - 8,490
10. Jack - 6,090
Snake
At the request of Ellie, here’s snake. This was the best version of the game that I could find, so you’ll have to make do. I didn’t want to go for one of those crappy new versions with going around ponds and stuff and trying not to get eaten by monsters and shit, so here you go.
Fred’s Tips: Guess. Speed is essential for getting points, as the number of points per piece...
Snake Leaderboard
1. Fred - 2,163
2. Fred - 2,112
3. DanKemp - 1,946
4. DanKemp - 1,866
5. DanKemp - 1,814
6. Fred - 1,732
7. Nancazza - 1,679
8. Ellie - 1,670
9. Liam - 1,424
10. Jack - 1,207
Asteroids
I had to get this game put in because it’s simply great, and you have to be just a little bit special not to like it.
Fred’s tips: Brute force. The big asteroids can be brought down really easily. If they’re a little bit close, just shoot the fuck out of them for a second or two and you should be able to destroy most, if not all of their smaller parts. Sometimes I switch to put...
Asteroids Leaderboard
1. Fred - 18,450
1. Fred - 17,930
2. Fred - 16,620
3. Jack - 16,590
4. Nancazza - 7,250
5. DanKemp - 6,570
6. Mansfiled - 5,470
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Space Invaders
Another classic. Thanks to DanKemp who requested this one.
Space Invaders Leaderboard
1. Geoffrey - 84,210
2. Sean - 74,750
3. Mansfield - 70,150
4. Geoffrey - 39,880
5. Sean - 35,050
6. DanKemp - 31,610
7. Fred - 25,660
8. Jack - 23,720
9. Liam - 23,270
10. Jack - 20,810
Zombie Survival
I just sort of… stumbled across this game. Ok, so it’s not exactly what you might call a classic, but actually, it’s not all that bad, considering it uses those funny spritey graphics. ANYWAY, The game is pretty self explanatory - survive the zombie hordes. You can spend your points after each horde on grenades and health, but don’t be too wasteful if you wanna go for the...
Zombie Survival Leaderboard
1. SUPER TED IS THE BEST - 50,100
2. Fred - 29,300
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Did you know?
Again, this is one I just stumbled a long. As you know, I am a man of great intellect, and I love being able to give the gift of knowledge to others in whatever way, shape or form I can, and I’ve chosen this game in hope that you might just learn something… and because I like the scoring system. It’s a reasonably long game, but it’s pretty good. The questions are incredibly...
Did you know? Leaderboard
1. Will - 141
2. SUPER TED IS THE SECOND BEST - 120
3. Fred - 115
4. Liam - 108
5. Liam - 96
6. Fred - 95
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January 2009
2 posts
Free Kicker
I decided we need another sporty game… well, I say another… the snooker game doesn’t really represent snooker very well, as it doesn’t even vaguely follow a lot of the rules… but anyway, when I thought sport I thought football straight away, and I immediately decided on getting a free kicks game. There are a lot of games like this, but I quite like this one in...
Free Kicker Leaderboard
1. Fred - 1,000
2. Fred - 950
3. Liam - 928
4. Andrew - 924
5. Liam - 904
6. Liam - 866
7. Nancazza - 826
8. Fred - 749
9. Nancazza - 679
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